I don’t mean that as in they’re so scary I wouldn’t dare to say no. No, I mean that as in I would definitely…bang that!
Is it appropriate? Is it okay for me to talk about pixel crushes? I don’t even care anymore, so I’ll just go ahead and expose my taste in 2D men.
5. Seishuu Handa – Barakamon
Artist fallen into disgrace. Needs to find himself. A little asocial, finds out he can be friendly and that he likes people and he likes to help. And he’s funny. And he’s awesomely cute. Really, it might seem plain, but it turns out I like plain. It looks like things would be only above average, but I can totally deal with that if it’s Handa-kun.
4. Saitama – One Punch Man
Saitama looks like he has commitment issues. Probably that’s why I like him so much. You know what I like probably more than I like cute? I like funny. I really like funny. And Saitama is the perfect combination of funny, clueless and few strings attached. I’m totally up for that.
3. Spike Spiegel – Cowboy Bebop
You’re probably wondering why this picture of him is so large. SO I CAN SEE HIM BETTER.
You know, show me someone who’s into guys and say they don’t find Spike hot and I’ll show you they’re lying. This guy is absolute perfection. Obviously, you should’t rely on him for the money, but I bet you could always rely on him for…other things. Like sharing a cigarette after. Good game, Spike.
2. Yasu – Nana
I’m still not sure if I like Yasu more than Spike. I probably don’t, but shit, man. I know I talked about how much I liked him somewhere around here before. He’s like…the perfect husband material. He’s cool, he’s zen, he’s grown up, reliable, hot, artistic and he would never hurt anyone. Besides, he’s bald. I like bald guys. He’s one beard away from pure perfection.
And now, for the grand finale.
1. Cross Marian – D.Gray-man
Let me get this straight. Cross Marian is not the guy you want to be in a relationship with. Cross Marian is not the guy you want to spend time with. Cross Marian is not the guy to (god forbid) lend money to. Cross Marian is the guy you want to have no commitment sex with. I’m sorry, General Cross, but I have to sex zone you, despite the pixel crush I have on you. Let’s just drink our minds and proceed to dirty business.
So, in case someone was wondering who my anime crush is…here. You have 5 of them. You’re welcome.