I shit you not, guys. I don’t know how to handle my life.
Look. We all know Japan is weird. I mean, come on, they invented tentacle porn. It’s just…right there.
But there are things that I just cannot even. Because Japan.
Makura no Danshi or Sleeping with Hinako
No really. They literally made two series with no plot whatsoever where the character(s) pretends to sleep next to you. And you get either a girl or some random creepy dudes, depending on what team you’re playing for.
Because fuck me sideways. Really.
WHO THE FUCK ENJOYS THIS SHIT THIS IS WHY SOCIETY HATES US
Even I hated myself after watching these. And I puked a little in my mouth every 3 minutes or so.
For fuck’s sake.
Why did I even? What is this, exactly? Can someone please explain this to me? They basically took everything that can be wrong with a series (stupid plot, shitty artwork, ridiculous characters, incest, cannibalism, lame ass fucking faggotsy stupid monsters) and threw them together in this shitty thing right here. Don’t even think about wasting 4 minutes of your life watching an episode of this abomination.
Please don’t watch it. Decided to check out what the lowest rated anime was on anime-planet. I regret it to this day. I wonder what kind of dreams Nagao Takena has. Can he live well with himself?
You know what else would fit in here? Fucking Sekkou Boys. Because talking statues make so much sense and are so funny and oh, no, I can’t stop being entertained by this FUCKING STUPID JOKE OF A SHOW FUCK YOU AND WHATEVER YOU STAND FOR AND VALUE IN YOUR LIFE YOU RIDICULOUS SHITTY BEING THAT CREATED THIS.